Why India kicked Pakistan’s ass?

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As we all know, India has beaten the shit out of Pakis in CWC 2011 semifinal. ‘Aman ki Asha’ can take a hike for we did an ‘Aman ki Ass’ on Pak.

Here are 7 reasons why we won THE GAME against pakistan:

india vs pakistan images13 Why India kicked Pakistans ass?

Thanks Misbah! You did it for us.

1 . SEHWAG’S  ‘SEHWAAS’  WITH THE BAT

Sehwag. What can you say about him? On paper, 38 off 25 looks like a small contribution but in reality, this gave us the momentum that helped us in scoring 260 as the pitch was getting slower and batting was getting harder. His initial ‘sehwaas’ -ing (sex/fuck) of Pak was demoralizing for Aman ki Asses.

2. DROPPING OF WORLD CUP BY PAKIS

In a 1999 league game b/w Aussies and South Africa, Gibbs dropped Steve Waugh’s sitter. Waugh had famously said to him then – “You have just dropped the world cup mate!” . Same with Pakis yesterday. You drop Sachin 4 times ; you drop the WC.

3. FIELDING

I can’t believe am saying this but India’s fielding was world class! We made it as difficult for Pakis to score runs as a 5th grade Math test will be for Rakhi Sawant.

harbhajan singh Profile Why India kicked Pakistans ass?

4. CRUCIAL WICKETS

Bhajji’s dismissals of Umar Akmal & Afridi were the decisive points. No wonder, he was pumped up.

5. ITS THE HISTORY, BITCHES!

History – Pak has never beaten India in a WC game – didnt change. It was made though as India became the first home team to play in finals. And we shall win it too!

6. DHONI – THANDA THANDA COOL COOL

As Ravi Shashtri would say – Dhoni was as cool as a cucumber. His aggressive field placements, inclusion of Munaf and Nehra and most importantly, cool , confident attitude .. worked for us. He knows his job well and remains grounded till the final result is achieved. Hats off!

AND FINALLY …

Poonam Pandey Why India kicked Pakistans ass?

Will loose clothes if India wins!

7.  POONAM PANDEY !

This bold hot model Poonam Pandey showed her cricket craziness by declaring that she will go nude if India wins the World Cup. Now that’s the real motivation. You go girl !

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