What does Bollywood and the Congress Party have in common? Both never fail to disappoint. Bollywood is known for its blathering rip offs and making them even more ridiculous by actually releasing them. It is also know for its over-the-top hyped movies which fail to deliver promises just like a certain Gandhi fails in his duty. Though a movie might rake in the moolah and set cash registers ringing (Ghanta) OR NOT, the movies which audience despise are TRUE flops. Presenting a list of the disappointing children of Bollywood-YEAR 2013.
Initially one might think this was a Digvijay Singh starrer but it is not so. Yo Diggy too old for action. This movie had the Kapoor clan and the director might have thought this might attract some section of the stupid crowd. The attempt of emulating a rambunctious Salman Khan film WITHOUT Salman was a bad idea bro! With overacting and a hopeless storyline, this bombed as turd. We expect better movies from an actor who earlier gave us Rockstar and Wake up Sid!
It was one of the most horrid remakes as per any standard non-drunk review list. Ajay Devgn and Tamnnah starred in this remake which actually was a high contrast movie. Sorry for being racist. But the first flaw was the star cast itself. Devgn is a fine actor no doubt but pairing his complexion opposite makes it ridiculous actually. They even butchered classics like Taki re Taki and Naino mein Sapna. Overall a disappointing endeavor.
3. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Well, well, well! What to say about this no-brainer? The makers thought the worst they could come up with was ‘Student of The Year’. Then came YJHD which amazed them too, not just the audience who pulled every last strand of hair on their head wishing this irritating movie was over for good. Deepika looked ravishing as a nerd, really hot! but come on just making a tall lanky lady a sexy nerd is not enough for a movie. With no story, no prudent dialogues, Ranbir as ‘bunny’ and a drunk Aditya Roy Kapur, this movie was a pain in the ass and a torture to the senses. It was however good in parts- the parts being the interval and the end credits.
2. Chennai Express
This bokwaas movie topped every list of ‘The most conscience hurting movies of 2013′. My theory is SRK is truly secular. He whelped out Ra.One in Diwali. So to maintain the secularistic balance, he churned out Chennai Express on EID thereby damaging the mental health of all religions equally. The promos of the movies were way too redonkulous making it evident that the movie will be crap. But Deepika’s south indian twang and SRK’s presence made sure SRKtards flock theaters in large numbers. Even though it gathered around 200 crore, it will still find it’s place in disappointing movies of 2013.
1. Dhoom 3
Albeit being a crossbreed of all many Hollywood stellars, Bollywood still managed to fuck up the last movie of the iconic Uday Chopra. This was supposed to be a grand finish for the Dhoom franchise but you just do not infuse ‘The Prestige’ in a Yash Raj movie. Bad move Bollywood! With a top-level star cast, this movie is making money no doubt, but the audience is rather dejected to see Aamir Khan be a part of such a nonsensical movie. But the best thing about Dhoom 3 is that no more Uday Chopra on screen and more Dhoom machale reprises.