Types Of Voters

It is the election’s season, all manifestos are out, politicians are out on the road to promote their respective parties, film stars and other influential celebrities are up on TV asking the janta to go vote and bring a change. …

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It is the election’s season, all manifestos are out, politicians are out on the road to promote their respective parties, film stars and other influential celebrities are up on TV asking the janta to go vote and bring a change. These politicians, actors, and promoters everyone are an integral part of elections but most important of them (and probably the most misled too) are India’s voters.

Campusghanta presents to you the different types of voters that are apparently going to bring a change in the society:

1. Bakra Voters.

“Tu kaunse college mein admission le raha hai?”

“ABC college mein.”

“Main bhi yahi college join karunga.”

“Tu kaunse colour ki underwear pehen raha hai?”

“Blue.”

“Main bhi blue hi pehnunga.”

We all know such kind of people who blindly follow whatever their other friends do without putting much thought to it. Same is the case with a section of voters who without any proper understanding, blindly vote the politicians whom their friends support and later blame the politicians for an unstable government.

These type of practical fools who use others brains to think and function are called Bakras.

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2. पूर्वज Voters.

“Humari sau pushte Gandhi parivaar ko vote karti aa rahi hai, aaj bhi chaahe voh kitne bhi chutiye kyun na ho, vote toh tumhe congress ko hi karna padega bachhon.”

There are people who eat, dress, marry, plan out their honeymoon and even VOTE according to their elders’ wish. Its high time this category of voters start to have an opinion of their own, otherwise the nation will remain stuck in the swamp of negligence.

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3. Pseudo Voters.

The Internet is the best place to abuse, criticize and rant about every silly thing. These Internet maniacs have views about every single party; they will keep a time-to-time update about every political event and post a status or a tweet about it in order to be a part of “I-am-jobless-give-me-some-attention” club. These type of voters are called pseudo voters who will teach everyone on the Internet about the importance of voting but they themselves will never step out of their houses to actually cast a vote.

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4. Multiple Choice Question Voters.

Remember that time during an exam when you were handed with a  Multiple Choice Question paper and the best way to find the correct answer among the four options was Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo?

The same situation is with this category of voters who select their leaders purely on the basis of luck.

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5. Kuch-Nahi-Ho-Sakta-Is-Desh-Ka Voters.

There are voters who themselves won’t vote and encourage others to do the same. If you have even a minimum amount of optimism left in you, you got to meet this category of voters for whom the answer to every question is, “Itne saal se koi tarakki nahi huyi toh ab kya hogi, koi fayda nahi vote karke. Kuch nahi ho sakta is desh ka bhai!”

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In the end, it’s Campusghanta’s request to all the readers to go vote and redeem their rights for better opportunities. Also, the Indian Medical Association is offering a 25% discount in the health checkup of every individual who casts a vote this year.

So strengthen the nation and strengthen your health.

 

P.S.- There can be grammatical mistakes in this post, do not pelt stones at my home.

5 most disappointing Bollywood movies in 2013

What does Bollywood and the Congress Party have in common? Both never fail to disappoint. Bollywood is known for its blathering rip offs and making them even more ridiculous by actually releasing them. It is also know for its over-the-top …

AudienceClapping 5 most disappointing Bollywood movies in 2013What does Bollywood and the Congress Party have in common? Both never fail to disappoint. Bollywood is known for its blathering rip offs and making them even more ridiculous by actually releasing them. It is also know for its over-the-top hyped movies which fail to deliver promises just like a certain Gandhi fails in his duty. Though a movie might rake in the moolah and set cash registers ringing (Ghanta) OR NOT, the movies which audience despise are TRUE flops. Presenting a list of the disappointing children of Bollywood-YEAR 2013.

5. Besharam
Initially one might think this was a Digvijay Singh starrer but it is not so. Yo Diggy too old for action. This movie had the Kapoor clan and the director might have thought this might attract some section of the stupid crowd. The attempt of emulating a rambunctious Salman Khan film WITHOUT Salman was a bad idea bro! With overacting and a hopeless storyline, this bombed as turd. We expect better movies from an actor who earlier gave us Rockstar and Wake up Sid!

4. Himmatwala
It was one of the most horrid remakes as per any standard non-drunk review list. Ajay Devgn and Tamnnah starred in this remake which actually was a high contrast movie. Sorry for being racist. But the first flaw was the star cast itself. Devgn is a fine actor no doubt but pairing his complexion opposite makes it ridiculous actually. They even butchered classics like Taki re Taki and Naino mein Sapna. Overall a disappointing endeavor.

Avengers of bollywood 5 most disappointing Bollywood movies in 20133. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Well, well, well! What to say about this no-brainer? The makers thought the worst they could come up with was ‘Student of The Year’. Then came YJHD which amazed them too, not just the audience who pulled every last strand of hair on their head wishing this irritating movie was over for good. Deepika looked ravishing as a nerd, really hot!  but come on just making a tall lanky lady a sexy nerd is not enough for a movie. With no story, no prudent dialogues, Ranbir as ‘bunny’ and a drunk Aditya Roy Kapur, this movie was a pain in the ass and a torture to the senses. It was however good in parts- the parts being the interval and the end credits.

2. Chennai Express
This bokwaas movie topped every list of ‘The most conscience hurting movies of 2013′. My theory is SRK is truly secular. He whelped out Ra.One in Diwali. So to maintain the secularistic balance, he churned out Chennai Express on EID thereby damaging the mental health of all religions equally. The promos of the movies were way too redonkulous making it evident that the movie will be crap. But Deepika’s south indian twang and SRK’s presence made sure SRKtards flock theaters in large numbers. Even though it gathered around 200 crore, it will still find it’s place in disappointing movies of 2013.

stupid bollywood 5 most disappointing Bollywood movies in 20131. Dhoom 3
Albeit being a crossbreed of all many Hollywood stellars, Bollywood still managed to fuck up the last movie of the iconic Uday Chopra. This was supposed to be a grand finish for the Dhoom franchise but you just do not infuse ‘The Prestige’ in a Yash Raj movie. Bad move Bollywood! With a top-level star cast, this movie is making money no doubt, but the audience is rather dejected to see Aamir Khan be a part of such a nonsensical movie. But the best thing about Dhoom 3 is that no more Uday Chopra on screen and more Dhoom machale reprises.

The Chaiwalla who will be PM

Sometime in 1964 Vadnagar, Mehsana district A young boy of 14 sells tea at a tea stall near a bus terminus. Never an exceptional student, the boy has great oratory skills. He doesnt dream big at this stage but is …

Narendra Modi India The Chaiwalla who will be PMSometime in 1964
Vadnagar, Mehsana district
A young boy of 14 sells tea at a tea stall near a bus terminus. Never an exceptional student, the boy has great oratory skills. He doesnt dream big at this stage but is influenced by the nationalist principles of RSS.

September 2013
New Delhi
That very boy has now risen to become the PM candidate of BJP and also, the most popular leader in India.

Meet Narendradas Damodardas Modi.

Someone asked me once why do I support Narendra Modi (NaMo)? Also, that since nearly all politicians are corrupt, whats the guarantee that NaMo is ‘clean’?

My answer? Its very simple. A man who doesn’t bestow any grand favours even on his own family (one of his brothers runs a tyre shop in Ahmedabad), will be a righteous and strong administrator. Let the “secular intellectuals” debate on his qualities but for someone like me who genuinely cares for the nation, NaMo is the right person to head the country.

It is not to say that people opposing him are fools but they are the victims of their own “secular” mentality. Even after when SC appointed SIT gave a clean chit to NaMo regarding 2002, these people always bring that up to criticise him while conveniently ignoring “secular” riots happening in UP, Maharashtra, Bihar etc. They dont want to move on from 2002 as it has become a “profitable industry”.

But I dont blame them. Its their choice. They put hollow principles before the nation. The majority of the people want to see their nation develop under a strong administrator and they are all set to vote that man to power. Often, a vote is the only real power the common man has and he or she is waiting to unleash the fury of revenge on the incumbent Government.

The general elections are next year and it will indeed be a watershed moment in our history. Just like the USA of 2008, all we have is gloom everywhere – be it society or economy. We are heading for one of the blackest Diwali possible this year. But fortunately, just like the USA of 2008, we have a man – a hope- to look forward to.

What he will or wont deliver is not the question right now. That comes later in 2019 when we analyse NaMo’s 5 years as PM. But for now, lets give him a chance. He deserves it.

Vande Materam. And as NaMo said -’Yes we can and Yes we will’ .

The Certificate of Secularism

According to our sources, UPA-II is coming up with a new brilliant scheme. On the insistence of Shri Digvijay Singh jee, UPA-II has decided to launch a new pilot project to identify the root cause of all problems in this …

Theek hai The Certificate of SecularismAccording to our sources, UPA-II is coming up with a new brilliant scheme. On the insistence of Shri Digvijay Singh jee, UPA-II has decided to launch a new pilot project to identify the root cause of all problems in this country- Communalism. It has now been established that communal elements are causing havoc to country’s economy, security, agriculture and electricity production. Under this project, all the people who don’t want Kapil Sibal to read their mails and browse their internet history need to fill up a form and send it to Government of India. We give you a sneak-peak of the form.

PLEASE FILL THIS FORM TO APPLY TO GET YOUR ’CERTIFICATE OF SECULARISM’

Name: _______________
(Please remember: If your name has the following variables ‘Narendra’, ‘Modi’, ‘Subramaniam’ or ‘Swamy’, this form will self-destruct in 5 seconds)

Age: _______

Sex: ________
(M/F/ Undefined / Still exploring myself)

Regionality: _______________
(If you are a Gujarati, get additional attestation from any local Congress leader.)

Religion : ____________
(If you are a Hindu, please don’t write ‘Hinduism’. The form will be automatically rejected. Just write ‘I am a secular person, not a Hindu’)

Favorite color : __________
(Writing ‘Green’ fast-forwards your application. ‘Saffron’ is not allowed)

Favorite Indian state: ________________
(Writing ‘Gujarat’ can give you a negative certification. Proceed with caution.)

Favorite political party: _______________
(Options: Congress, JD (U), SP, BSP & ‘Others’. ‘Others’ DO NOT include BJP)

Favorite politician : ________________
(Preference will be given to people who have the ‘Madamjee’, the ‘Prince’ and Nitish Kumar as favorites. Remember, CBI sleuths can be all over your ass in no time. In extreme case, if you write Digvijaya Singh, the Govt will bear full costs towards your mental treatment)

Why do you think Hinduism is such an intolerant and bad religion? ______________________
(No word limit)

What do you think about Barkha Dutt & Sagarika Ghosh? ______________
(Options: ‘Annoying but secular’ / ‘Retards & pseudo-secular’ . In case you pick the latter, this form will bitch-slap your communal ass)

Tell us about yourself in not more than 4 words : _______________
(Hint: ‘I dislike Narendra Modi’, ‘I love Rahul Gandhi’)

Some additional instructions:
1) This form should only be filled in Green ink.
2) Forms sent from any Gujarat based post office / pincode might not be accepted.
3) Forms from Bihar are being accepted now as it is ‘secular’ now.
4) A cover letter describing how Rahul baba’s dimples make you go weak on your knees is also required.

The Secret Diary of Rahul Gandhi

19th June ’13 6:00 PM ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES! YAY YAY YAY! I will get so many gifts today, diary. Maa has promised that she will gift me a cool wall-clock which will shout ‘secular’ at every hour. She is …

Rahul bday1 The Secret Diary of Rahul Gandhi

19th June ’13
6:00 PM

ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!
YAY YAY YAY!

I will get so many gifts today, diary. Maa has promised that she will gift me a cool wall-clock which will shout ‘secular’ at every hour. She is good at inventing things that define secularism. This wall clock will be a rage, I am telling you. Soon every party will be dying to own one!

But my b’day started on a rather weird note. When I woke up and stepped on the floor, it felt a little weird. Then I realized it was because of Diggy chacha kneeling near my bed and tweeting. I nearly put my foot on his head. He seemed to enjoy it though. I love him. He will also bring me nice presents. Infact, Diggy uncle has promised me that he will take me on a visit to India’s Dalit-est places. Ooo boy! Fun!

Talking about presents, I received this idiotic one last night. Didn’t like it at all. Even Mumma hated it! It was a ‘Laughing Modi’ mask. Inscribed at the bottom of it were the words, “Maut ka Saudagar”. Wtf! Limits of bad gifting! Mumma showed it to Vadra jiju who said not to worry as he will try and gift me a DLF mall in Ahmedavad.

I am so looooooking forward to my party tonight. So many guests will be here. Mumma has invited Nitish Kumar too. She was saying he has now turned ‘green’ from ‘orange’ so he is acceptable now. Whatever she means, I just hope he brings good gifts.

Rahul bday The Secret Diary of Rahul GandhiBut I dont like twitter. Buhuhu. God will punish the ones who created hashtags such as #YoRahulSoDumb, #PappuDiwas and ‘Budhu Diwas’. I hate it when people don’t take their crown prince seriously. Anyhow, I think I will visit AICC office and other congress offices today. Diggy uncle was saying that Congress workers are waiting since midnight to wash my feet. One is even ready to clean our home! While I enjoy it sometimes, but eventually, it grosses me out. I have asked Diggy Uncle to instruct these workers to celebrate my birthday in their respective offices and homes from next year on-wards.

You know diary, it gets me thinking sometimes. My minions keep telling me that I am the crown prince, which I am. Even Mumma, Priyanka didi and jiju say this. But I have doubts sometimes. That’s why I think I will prefer my own “Manmohan Singh’. No responsibility, only enjoyment. I will choose one during my party tonight. I am thinking of organizing a contest or something with elimination rounds.

Which reminds me, I have to go get ready now. I can’t wear anything other than my white kurta-pyjama these days. You have no idea how difficult it is for a youngster like me.

Tudloo!

Sreesanth agrees to join Congress

New Delhi, India. Former dancer and pace-man S.Sreesanth has reportedly said yes to join Congress for strengthening it in the upcoming Lok sabha elections. He took this decision after being caught in spot fixing allegation. Political pundits are calling this as the …

Congress logo1 300x192 Sreesanth agrees to join CongressNew Delhi, India. Former dancer and pace-man S.Sreesanth has reportedly said yes to join Congress for strengthening it in the upcoming Lok sabha elections.

He took this decision after being caught in spot fixing allegation. Political pundits are calling this as the best wicket Sreesanth has managed to take in his career. When asked, senior congressman and acharya, Shri Digvijaya Singh Jee told our correspondent, “Sreesanth has all the qualities to be a good congress worker. He is charismatic. He can dance. And the best part is, he knows how to shed tears. This is the best virtue a politician can have in today’s era.”

“Congress was keen on making Sree join it’s fold since slapgate but after today’s revelations, they went all guns blazing to acquire this talented young man”, a congress source told this reporter.

It has also come to our knowledge that Sreesanth did not want to join Congress party initially but then Sonia Bhen asked Mo. Azharuddin to talk to him as she feared BJP would move in first and take Sree for it’s Karnataka division. Azhar’s experience in cricket, fixing and politics gave the final push that Sree needed.

“Sree has always taken his senior’s advice seriously”, his father was heard saying.

Kapil Sibal has come out in support of Sreesanth and has proved by his calculations that zero rupees were given to Sreesanth and since nobody lost a single rupee why are people screaming on the top of their lungs? BJP is mulling over it’s loss and is not able to decide whether they should go for stalling the parliament or demanding resignation of the Prime-minister.

Meanwhile, Akhil Bhartiya Bookie Mahasangh (All India Bookie association) has expelled the bookie who contacted Sreesanth for Spot Fixing. “What kind of retard pays a fellow money for doing something he would have done anyways?”, was the angry answer by the spokesperson.

Why BJP lost Karnataka

Despite of being battered by multi-billion scams at the Centre, Congress swept the Karnataka Assembly Polls with a mind-boggling 119 seats – setting a mandate of clear majority. Hit by the exit of former Chief Minister BS Yeddyurappa and the …

Congress Kar Why BJP lost KarnatakaDespite of being battered by multi-billion scams at the Centre, Congress swept the Karnataka Assembly Polls with a mind-boggling 119 seats – setting a mandate of clear majority.

Hit by the exit of former Chief Minister BS Yeddyurappa and the image of corruption during its tenure in the first government in the south, the BJP has bagged 40 seats. The Yeddyurappa-led Karnataka Janata Paksha (KJP), which ended as a spoiler for BJP, did not do much for itself and won merely 7 seats! Although the Mining Scam in Karnataka that tarnished BJP’s image enough, BJP was banking on the series of scams that are rattling Congress at the national stage.

Media reduced the battle to Rahul vs Modi, going by the pre-election surveys about the negative-BJP waves. The anti-Modi brigade was sure Modi would not dent his popular image by stepping into an ailing Karnataka. But to the utter surprise of his opponents, Modi did campaign in Karnataka. Following the clear victory of Congress, Rahul fans saluted the rising National Leader in him, while Modi fans concluded that people of Karnataka seem to be frogs in a well who do not know what is happening outside of their state. Is it fair to attribute Congress’ victory to Rahul Gandhi? Why did BJP actually lose?

Corrupt local leaders in Karnataka had put BJP on a dialysis during its first ever stint in South India from day one – local misgovernance & constant infighting proved to be fatal. BJP sacked the allegedly corrupt CM Yeddyurappa, but only after 9 months of the Lokayukta report. BJP then replaced him with Sadananda Gowda, and finally Jagdish Shettar. Three CMs in a term is not something any party can boast of.

Prior to the elections, political experts had predicted not more than 20 seats for BJP. BJP lost the Wakalikka caste vote when it sacked Sadananda Gowda; and the Lingayat caste vote when it sacked Yeddyurappa. This resulted in a split of vote in 93 constituencies, where the total of BJP & Yeddyurappa’s KJP was much higher than Congress. The BSR-Congress, led by former BJP minister Sriramulu, considered close to the Bellary brothers, also chipped away BJP votes and ended up with four seats. If one adds up the seats won by BJP, KJP and BRSCP, and the vote-split, the undivided BJP would have retained power in Karnataka. Congres’ victory in Karnataka was mainly due to the Yedurrapa’s expulsion from BJP and the KJP’s vote share.

BJP + KJP Why BJP lost Karnataka

Click on image to enlarge text. Source: Twitter

There is definitely no question of a Congress wave. And also by blaming the Modi factor in BJP’s defeat in Karnataka elections, Congress is living in a fool’s paradise because BJP won 21 of the 40 seats in the 3 districts where Modi campaigned! In fact, this is a time for both BJP and Congress to introspect. Rahul campaigned in Parameshwar’s district and he became the first Karnataka Pradesh Congress Committee President to lose in 50 years! Parameshwar, one of the potential candidates to become the Chief Minister lost from Koratagere constituency. Rahul campaigned in Hassan where Congress lost 5 out of 7 seats; Rahul campaigned in Mandya, where Congress lost 5 out of 6 seats.

BJP needs to reconsider the decision of sacking Yeddyurappa. Ananth Kumar & Dharmendra Pradhan, close aides of L.K. Advani, played a vital role in ousting Yeddyurappa from BJP. It is said that Yeddyurappa was humiliated enough by Sushma Swaraj, that he was compelled to quit BJP. Only if BJP’s Top Leadership had taken more feedback and not succumbed to Santosh Hegde’s report; Only if BJP’s Top Leadership would not have relied on Anath Kumar and sustained the pressure by Governor & Media, BJP would have remained intact in Karnataka. After all, in March 2012,the High Court of Karnataka quashed the FIR registered against Yeddyurappa regarding the Mining scam, and no CBI raids or any allegations followed. One cannot rule out the notion that his exit was schemed to harm BJP prospects in Karnataka. At best, Karnataka Assembly elections is a lucky win for Congress because of a divided BJP.

The Cow Theory : 2.0 Desi

Remember that famous ‘Cow theory’ wherein every organization is described as having 2 cows and what they do with them? For example : AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk …

Remember that famous ‘Cow theory’ wherein every organization is described as having 2 cows and what they do with them? For example :

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

Yeah, you get the drift. Presenting here, the desi Cow theory. Sit back, Relax & Enjoy!

CONGRESSCow theory The Cow Theory : 2.0 Desi
You have two cows.
You deliberately starve them and keep them poor & malnourished.
Every five years you come up with a plan to feed them free grass.
The cows always vote for you.

BJP
You have multiple cows. And lots of infighting.
They are always fighting for controlling the farm in Delhi .
You also have a worthless bull who owns Raths.
Eventually you realize that only a strong & honest Gujarati bull can save your fuckin ass.

Samajwadi Party (SP)
You have two cows. You paint them green.
You are always telling them they are the victims. Also, you keep them poor.
You also believe in pseudo-cowism and think of the “majority” cows as evil.
Eventually the “green” cows realize your trickery but still vote for you.

DMK
You have one old bull. That’s about it.
He is involved in every scam there in the farm. Nobody can touch him. Because he wears sunglasses given by Rajnikanth.

Trinamool (TMC)
You have one very angry cow. Who hates Maoist cows.
Whatever you do, it will come charging at you and fuck your ass!

Digvijay Singh ji
You have two cows. You paint one green and the other saffron.
You love the green one and blame the saffron one for every damn problem in the farm.

BSP
You have one cow. You build its statues all over.

MNS
You have some cows.
They hate the cows from UP & Bihar.

Left Parties
You have red cows. And you are insignificant
You oppose good quality “private” fodder. You love JNU and Jholas.

And lastly, completely unrelated but had to be done:

SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA
You have one cow.
It is legendary!

Who is John Galt?

“Who is John Galt?” – this famous phrase from Ayn Rand’s classic ‘Atlas Shrugged’ remains as relevant today as it was when the novel came out in the 50s. In the book, John Galt motivates the free thinkers, the achievers, …

Computer1 Who is John Galt?“Who is John Galt?” – this famous phrase from Ayn Rand’s classic ‘Atlas Shrugged’ remains as relevant today as it was when the novel came out in the 50s. In the book, John Galt motivates the free thinkers, the achievers, the true capitalists and the logical people to ‘revolt’ and strike against the system. A system which did nothing but to suck their blood in order to distribute freebies among the others.

Cut back to today’s India now. We, according to me, are nothing but socialist pussies. What I mean to say is, we hide our in-capabilities behind socialistic jingoism. The system in our country has only one aim: to strangulate the free thinkers and reward those who are devoid of any logic. That’s why the “winners” today comprise of those who divide the nation based on religion or those who have any “jugaad” in the corridors of power.

There seems to be no hope for those who want to live honestly and logically. The system today is not very different from the collapsing society portrayed in Atlas Shrugged. As an example, the UPA Government (just to “buy” votes) wrote-off Rs 60,000 Cr worth of farmer loans in 2008. What did it achieve besides ruining the economy? It prompted an honest farmer to ask- ‘why the hell should I pay my loans on time?’. There you have it. The system is designed to make us freewheeling idiots. It is designed to kill the free spirit.

Consider the food security bill. And NREGA. Arent they simply entitlements? Why are people still poor even after so many years? Because that is what our successive governments have been doing. I will even go ahead and replace the word govt. with ‘Congress’ as they have been synonymous to government in India for good 92% of time period after 1947. Give them handouts, make them beggars and get their votes.

There is no place for a logical being in this society. Either they are shouted down or simply, bumped off. The void which should have been filled with science and logic, has been filled by the “God business” and Babas instead. People have become so mentally weak that they want an Asaram or some other baba to “guide” them to “heaven”. Contrasting views are not entertained. No-one is allowed to ask as to why the Pope has remained silent on child abuses by priests. I wouldn’t call someone a person of God who opposes condoms and keeps mum on trivial issues. We have become slaves of the very thing we created – religion – and that’s that.

In today’s India, we view the capitalists – those who actually generate wealth and employ millions – as the evil ones and those socialist fucks who do nothing worthwhile at all are revered as champions of social order. See what happened or still is happening in West Bengal? Any society which treats its creators with contempt is bound to become doomed.

Trust me on this one. We will soon have a society, not very different from the one in Atlas Shrugged, where the only way out for the free thinkers will be a strike against the system. Ofcourse, we can stem the rot but unfortunately, to “stand up and be counted” is too much of an effort for many of our citizens who dont have a sense of duties and are happy enough to behave like entitled fucks.

As John Galt would say -

“In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils, which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins; it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection.”

Who is John Galt?

Leela at Ramleela

Thinking there was some One Act Play on Dengue Prevention, the mosquitoes rushed to the Ramlila Maidan, Delhi on 4th November, aiming for some self-trolling satire.   Seemingly, they found it more appalling than Chakrayvuh.   Spoiler: Heartless satire ahead. …

Thinking there was some One Act Play on Dengue Prevention, the mosquitoes rushed to the Ramlila Maidan, Delhi on 4th November, aiming for some self-trolling satire.

 

Seemingly, they found it more appalling than Chakrayvuh.

 

Spoiler: Heartless satire ahead.

 

The ConTrio presentation of power at the Ramlila: Because ‘Fuck you, we don't need to use Powerpoints or internet to see you rot and die. We do it the old school way. Nearly 2000 Congress leaders and workers rallied to fill the Ramlila Ground, Delhi on the 4th of November. Nearly 2000 Congress workers co-operated with each other to waste resources to get to Ramlila for a futile attempt at showcasing power.

 

Someone has been snorting naïve pills.

 

RIP petrol. Sorry IPCC, but we got elections ahead. Something that will not only change the face of Delhi and Amethi and Rae Bareli but surprisingly also the rest of the country.

 

getimage Leela at Ramleela

Congress lacks a social media expert/event organizer. Ever heard of desperate BMM students, Congress? You could fetch some easily near Gazebo, or CCD or any of these foreign fast food chains, advertising their DLSR and convincing a friend to RT him/her.

 

DEAR CONGRESS,

Naive and faux hopes aren’t powerful enough to create an image of power for you or an illusion of power to the others.

All hope, naive or faux, before elections became extinct the very day Prakash Jha created a socio-political film with Katrina Kaif in the lead. Enough said.

 

Because dear lovelies, wearing Gandhian caps and white kurtas and deliberately stereotyped saris and staying put with a hairdo that Ekta Kapoor adores for her irresistibly death-yearning soaps (Sonia Gandhi read this) doesn’t make you an Indian. What makes you an Indian is not even an Indian citizenship. What makes you Indian is the insane ability of staying indifferently affected and yet survive.

 

Like Rangi Mistry, perhaps. Or the 37.2% of public below the oh-so-conviniently-drawn poverty line. 

 

One of the other characteristic that makes you an Indian is the natural desperation and lameness of Roadies. Perhaps you guys are Indians too, that way. The theater actor at the The Congressi Ramlila at the Ram Lila Maidan praised Sheila Dikshit for 'transforming' the face of Delhi.

 

2430 rape cases since 2004 in Delhi itself. We know how most of the rape cases go unregistered.

3096 rape cases including only Undivided NW.

 

Congress rally Leela at Ramleela

You might as well make Lindsay Lohan the president of the Congress Mahila JanKalyaan Sangh.

Maybe you are really too busy dying your hair black and getting regular facials to appear young, but the rape count has been pathetic lately. Perhaps you should not be a sexist and see what’s happening to the ‘aam auratein’ too, at the very least in Delhi NCR if not all over the country. You should have focused on that to earn votes, instead of rallying like 5 year old kids with handkerchiefs pinned to their shirts. Perhaps you should have done a press conference and talked about these points aloud. Or maybe not, after what happened to Salman Khurshid and all those chappal throwing incidents with our dear netajis. 

 

“Congress had showed great solidarity with the BJP government during the 1999 Kargil war.”

Maybe we have devolved after seeing all those Greenply Laminate advertisements and Salman Khan advertisements and Salman Khan movies, but comparing the current any situation with the Kargil war is like comparing Taslima Nasreen’s Lajja to Taslima Nasreen on Twitter. I must say that is a pretty good substitution for "We didn't happen to reign over you during the war and loot you and we made peace with that. Now, we ought to complete our quota."

 

Infact, if you really wanted attention so desperately, you could have attended the Mumbai Lit Fest and sabotaged Naipaul before Girish Karnad got the chance to. Rahul Gandhi must simply retire, and write a book on White Lies, co-written by the fellow Congressi, of-course and present it in Lit Fest himself, in a Panel Discussion.

Here’s an excerpt already:
 

  • We are going to introduce a bill in Parliament, which will help farmers.
  • We will pass Lokpal Bill; just wait and watch
  • We have changed the face of Delhi
  • PM will speak on economic issues. He will explain it to you
  • The problem with politics is that the voice of the common man is not heard
  • The people who run the system are busy mud-slinging at each other
  • We will open our doors – to the common man, to the youth
  • We will bring liberalisation
  • We will bring change
  • We will bring the voice of the youth and the poor in the Congress
  • We are here for the poor and the backward

 

 

 

Baffled by the figure of rape cases in Delhi itself? Read the monstrosity here. Goosebumps and emotional outrage provided along:

http://www.nhrc.nic.in/ChildCases.htm

http://www.delhipolice.nic.in/parivartan/parivartan.htm

 

This is how the elite political class of India spends it's Sunday: Doing and watching Ramlila.

 

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