MMS Secret diaries – 2

(As imagined by Disgruntled Genius) 9.9.2011 Pyari diary, Kya yar baincho? Anna and terrorists have screwed me left, right & center.  I was all set to enjoy some Roshogulla with Hasina (What a pretty name sirjee!) but that Chidambaram Chap! Had to call me at that very moment. Chalo, atleast Rahul baba is safe and bomb didnt even touch his hair. You know...

Rakhi Weds Swami Ramdev

Rakhi Sawant recently announced her desire of being married to Swami Ramdev. It made us wonder of the results. A detailed analysis by Dr.DoNothing.

SECRET DIARY OF MANMOHAN SINGH

(As imagined by Disgruntled Genius)10th June 2011 , 9 AM Dear Diary, Constipated again . Plus, my head hurts! Nothing is going good this morning. The only bright spot (so I thought) was when I found newspapers referring to me as ‘Mr India’. But the happiness was short-lived – As it turned out, the sadistic assholes were just referring to my...